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Lite kul........(lite iallafall....)

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:19 pm
by 2001_AudiStefan
Lite förkortnings grejs o bil rim osv!
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet

De var BMW det

Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented



Ford
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
For Only Redneck Drivers
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
F.O.R.D.=Found On Rubbish Dumps (Submitted by Martin Malpass)

Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

Nissan
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)

Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedisch Autos Are Best
Se Allas Avundsjuka Blikar
(väljer att ej ta med den gammla tråkiga som alla kan redan!)

Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Very Worthless

Re: Lite kul........(lite iallafall....)

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:26 pm
by 2001_jimmyg
[quote="AudiStefan"]
Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)
[/quote]

Tack för den!!

Det är nog säkrast att du kollar både en och två gånger, nästa gång du
går över ett övergångs ställe... :lol:

skämt åsido... den var faktist ny.. :)

Kunnde inte hålla inne! et gäng till!

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:32 pm
by 2001_AudiStefan
What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX - I am impotent

AMC - Ain't My Car

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet Cavalier - Absolute LEGEND!

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate

Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van

Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull
up behind them.

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)

Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

MGB - I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch penis.

Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:35 pm
by 2001_jimmyg
du missade en..

Renault Laguna - You dont need en penisförlänger... becose you are så häftig endåway... :lol:

ingen som har nå flera?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:46 pm
by 2001_AudiStefan
Som dom här "roliga" (humorbefriade) rimmen typ
Köpe en Opel bli belåten Se naturen genom plåten!

Eller alla Volvo åkares favvis!
"Sälj Aset Annars Byt"! Undra om han nånsin åkt 93 Viggen??????

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 6:14 pm
by 2001_TurboChrille
ehhehehe..... jo dom kan ju alla redan.....

men ska bli spännande att se 9-5 viggen när den kommer........
det surrades om 350hk..... låter kul tycker jag.... =)

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 6:41 pm
by 2001_Acer
Hittade dom här läs o njut :lol: :lol:



OPEL
Oh Pappa En Leksak
OPraktisk Eländig Låda
Opopulär Pensionärs Elektriska Leksak
Ofta Paj Eller Lerig
Ohyra På Europas Landsvägar
Ofta Problem Eller Liknande
Orsakar Pest Eller Lidande Olle Pissar Efter Lunch

PASSAT
Permobil Av Sannerligen Smått Antik Typ

PEUGEOT
Pippa Ej Utan Gummi En Omgång Till

ROVER
Rullar Oavsett Väder Eller Riktning

SAAB
Sabbar Alla Andra Bilar
Se Alla Avundsjuka Blickar
Svenskt Arbete Av Blinda
Sälj Anordningen, Använd Benen
Sälj Aset Annars Byt
Sämst Av Alla Bilar

SEAT
Spaniens Egna A-Traktor
Skakar Eller Alstrar Torv

SKODA
Sådan Kan Ofta Döda Atmosfären
Sakta Kör Ofta Druckna Absolutister


FIAT
Falerande I AutoTeknologi
Fis Inte, Akta Taket
Förbannade Idiot Akta Trottoaren
Fruktansvärt Irriterande Att Tanka
Fungerar Inte Alltid - Tyvärr
Förbannade Italienska A-Traktor
Fantastiskt Intetsägande Automobilt Transportmedel
Fjollor I Antik Traktor

FIAT RITMO
Fungerar inte alltid tyvärr - Rishög i trafiken, manövrering omöjlig.

FORD
Ful Och Riktigt Dålig
Farlig Om Rattaren Druckit
Faan, Olja Rinner Dagligen
Fyra Ordentliga Rosthål Dagligen
Fodrar Oftast Reparationer Dagligen
Fan Också Rishögen Dog
Familjen Olssons Rullande Dass
Fixa Ordna Reparera Dagligen

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 7:03 pm
by 2001_Cabrio
AudiStefan skrev:

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)

Gissa om jag gillade den....sedan att du heter AudiStefan gör ju inte saken sämre. :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:42 pm
by 2001_TurboChrille
Hahahahahahhahahahaha nä, nu får ni lugna er en liten stund grabbar!! :D man håller ju nästan på att ramla av stolen utav allt skrattande! =) :D :D :D :D

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:59 pm
by 2001_Supra_Racing
Toyota Supra: Still Unbelivebel Perfect Race Attraction :twisted:

(ni får ursäkta engelskan, "körde" på det under gymnasiet) :oops: