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BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet
De var BMW det
Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Ford
First On Recall Day
First on race day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found on road dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
For Only Redneck Drivers
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
F.O.R.D.=Found On Rubbish Dumps (Submitted by Martin Malpass)
Mercedes
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Nissan
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
Porsche
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedisch Autos Are Best
Se Allas Avundsjuka Blikar
(väljer att ej ta med den gammla tråkiga som alla kan redan!)
Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Very Worthless
Lite kul........(lite iallafall....)
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2001_AudiStefan
- Posts: 138
- Joined: Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:00 am
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2001_jimmyg
- Posts: 626
- Joined: Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:00 am
Re: Lite kul........(lite iallafall....)
[quote="AudiStefan"]
Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)
[/quote]
Tack för den!!
Det är nog säkrast att du kollar både en och två gånger, nästa gång du
går över ett övergångs ställe... :lol:
skämt åsido... den var faktist ny.. :)
Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash (jimmyG)
[/quote]
Tack för den!!
Det är nog säkrast att du kollar både en och två gånger, nästa gång du
går över ett övergångs ställe... :lol:
skämt åsido... den var faktist ny.. :)
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2001_AudiStefan
- Posts: 138
- Joined: Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:00 am
Kunnde inte hålla inne! et gäng till!
What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
AMC - Ain't My Car
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet Cavalier - Absolute LEGEND!
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull
up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch penis.
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
AMC - Ain't My Car
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet Cavalier - Absolute LEGEND!
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull
up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch penis.
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
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2001_jimmyg
- Posts: 626
- Joined: Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:00 am
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2001_AudiStefan
- Posts: 138
- Joined: Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:00 am
ingen som har nå flera?
Som dom här "roliga" (humorbefriade) rimmen typ
Köpe en Opel bli belåten Se naturen genom plåten!
Eller alla Volvo åkares favvis!
"Sälj Aset Annars Byt"! Undra om han nånsin åkt 93 Viggen??????
Köpe en Opel bli belåten Se naturen genom plåten!
Eller alla Volvo åkares favvis!
"Sälj Aset Annars Byt"! Undra om han nånsin åkt 93 Viggen??????
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2001_TurboChrille
- Posts: 244
- Joined: Thu May 30, 2002 12:00 am
Hittade dom här läs o njut :lol: :lol:
OPEL
Oh Pappa En Leksak
OPraktisk Eländig Låda
Opopulär Pensionärs Elektriska Leksak
Ofta Paj Eller Lerig
Ohyra På Europas Landsvägar
Ofta Problem Eller Liknande
Orsakar Pest Eller Lidande Olle Pissar Efter Lunch
PASSAT
Permobil Av Sannerligen Smått Antik Typ
PEUGEOT
Pippa Ej Utan Gummi En Omgång Till
ROVER
Rullar Oavsett Väder Eller Riktning
SAAB
Sabbar Alla Andra Bilar
Se Alla Avundsjuka Blickar
Svenskt Arbete Av Blinda
Sälj Anordningen, Använd Benen
Sälj Aset Annars Byt
Sämst Av Alla Bilar
SEAT
Spaniens Egna A-Traktor
Skakar Eller Alstrar Torv
SKODA
Sådan Kan Ofta Döda Atmosfären
Sakta Kör Ofta Druckna Absolutister
FIAT
Falerande I AutoTeknologi
Fis Inte, Akta Taket
Förbannade Idiot Akta Trottoaren
Fruktansvärt Irriterande Att Tanka
Fungerar Inte Alltid - Tyvärr
Förbannade Italienska A-Traktor
Fantastiskt Intetsägande Automobilt Transportmedel
Fjollor I Antik Traktor
FIAT RITMO
Fungerar inte alltid tyvärr - Rishög i trafiken, manövrering omöjlig.
FORD
Ful Och Riktigt Dålig
Farlig Om Rattaren Druckit
Faan, Olja Rinner Dagligen
Fyra Ordentliga Rosthål Dagligen
Fodrar Oftast Reparationer Dagligen
Fan Också Rishögen Dog
Familjen Olssons Rullande Dass
Fixa Ordna Reparera Dagligen
OPEL
Oh Pappa En Leksak
OPraktisk Eländig Låda
Opopulär Pensionärs Elektriska Leksak
Ofta Paj Eller Lerig
Ohyra På Europas Landsvägar
Ofta Problem Eller Liknande
Orsakar Pest Eller Lidande Olle Pissar Efter Lunch
PASSAT
Permobil Av Sannerligen Smått Antik Typ
PEUGEOT
Pippa Ej Utan Gummi En Omgång Till
ROVER
Rullar Oavsett Väder Eller Riktning
SAAB
Sabbar Alla Andra Bilar
Se Alla Avundsjuka Blickar
Svenskt Arbete Av Blinda
Sälj Anordningen, Använd Benen
Sälj Aset Annars Byt
Sämst Av Alla Bilar
SEAT
Spaniens Egna A-Traktor
Skakar Eller Alstrar Torv
SKODA
Sådan Kan Ofta Döda Atmosfären
Sakta Kör Ofta Druckna Absolutister
FIAT
Falerande I AutoTeknologi
Fis Inte, Akta Taket
Förbannade Idiot Akta Trottoaren
Fruktansvärt Irriterande Att Tanka
Fungerar Inte Alltid - Tyvärr
Förbannade Italienska A-Traktor
Fantastiskt Intetsägande Automobilt Transportmedel
Fjollor I Antik Traktor
FIAT RITMO
Fungerar inte alltid tyvärr - Rishög i trafiken, manövrering omöjlig.
FORD
Ful Och Riktigt Dålig
Farlig Om Rattaren Druckit
Faan, Olja Rinner Dagligen
Fyra Ordentliga Rosthål Dagligen
Fodrar Oftast Reparationer Dagligen
Fan Också Rishögen Dog
Familjen Olssons Rullande Dass
Fixa Ordna Reparera Dagligen
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2001_Cabrio
- Posts: 684
- Joined: Sat Apr 20, 2002 12:00 am
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2001_TurboChrille
- Posts: 244
- Joined: Thu May 30, 2002 12:00 am
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2001_Supra_Racing
- Posts: 107
- Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 12:00 am